Here I sit all broken hearted

I couldn’t wait til I got started

I searched and I searched til I found this seat

A place to perform this awesome feat

I strained real hard, and I heard a blast

But I think it’s probably just a little gas

Wait! I think I heard a thud

Why, it looks like a little ball of mud

I’ll find Mom and I’ll shout real loud

“Look what I did, Mom, aren’t you proud?”

To tell the truth, I must confess

Things have kind of been a mess

From now on though, things won’t be the same

Because at last, I’m potty trained!

By: Buddy Simmons Nov.1992

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